BUT I LOVE MY LITTLE BROWN WEENIE
The ’I Hate Jazz’ CD has some excellent music, but mainly it’s a fun journey into Wayne’s sense of humor.
Fix a drink, sit back and enjoy!
Wayne may hate jazz, but he loves the little brown weenie dog! Actually ‘Brodie’ (the dog) belongs to his daughter, and ‘I Hate Jazz’ is really a funny but ‘jazz’ song – it won 1st place in the Austin Songwriting Contest in the JAZZ category!
| Songs on the ‘I Hate Jazz’ Album: #1 I Hate Jazz 3:46 Hilarious song poking fun at soft jazz music, and those that play it. Interesting enough, it won 1st Place in the 2019 Austin Songwriter’s Competition – in the JAZZ category! #2 Graveyard Blues 3:18 Well played 12-bar blues song about where to put the ashes when you die. “Give ‘em to my banker, that’s the last thing he don’t own”, and other funny lines. #3 Little Brown Weenie (1st place Novelty 2019) 3:25 If you think this is about anything but a cute little dog, your mind is in the gutter! As it says, “People love it when I take him out” and “I love to pet him every day” … you decide! #4 Floating on a Ball 3:47 We’re all together on this floating ball – but are we alone? A song about aliens performed over a soothing 1950’s big band sound. #5 One Sentence She Can’t Finish 3:08 Ever had someone complete your thoughts before you say them? This is a journey into that world, with a guy that can’t keep himself out of jail. Now he has to finish his own sentence. #6 Dewberry Duel 3:47 A true hilarious story from Wayne’s past on the farm as a kid. His mother looks on in horror as her husband and another man argue over dewberries. Then she recognizes the family … #7 Hit Song 3:11 This song just might be a hit! At least the title is. About a songwriter that got his inspiration from being called all kinds of names by his significant other. #8 Gimme a Shot of Texas 3:47 What can happen when a Texan is stuck in New York during a blizzard? As he laments, “These cowboy boots weren’t engineered for ice”. #9 My Clichés Just Don’t Cut It Anymore 2:38 Wayne never got the message that songwriter’s shouldn’t use clichés in their songs. By his count there are over 70 known clichés in this song about a guy that can’t give ‘em up. #10 15 Seconds 3:45 Funny things can happen at a Walmart, but ‘love’? A fun and touching song about a 15 second coincidence that ends in a lifetime of love. #11 The More I Drink the Worse I Sing (but the less I even care) 3:28 Wayne pokes fun of this own voice with this funny song about those that can’t sing as well as others. So grab a beer and enjoy – he sounds better when you are drinking! |